if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

Posted on 7月 30
Be with someone who you don’t have to hide from, in any way. Whether it’s your morning face before you’ve put any make up on, an embarrassing story about something that happened on your way home, or an ambition you’ve had since you were six years old… make sure you end up with someone who listens to and accepts all of it, and still loves you. A person you can tell your whole life to is a person worth spending a life with.
- (via n-ul)
Posted on 7月 30
Posted on 7月 30

himesama:

sasukes such a little bitch. he was always like my family is dead. my brother killed my entire clan. boo hoo. im gonna angry cry. but like naruto has no family at all either. they died too and he was just like hey check out this jutsu i created that can turn me into a naked girl

Posted on 7月 30

lovepox:

when you say someone is pretty/handsome and then someone else is like “they got plastic surgery tho :/” like does that change the fact that they’re cute as hell now?? No

Posted on 7月 30

humorking:

if jesus takes a shit is it a holy shit then???

Posted on 7月 30

garlicandorchid:

Quiet

Posted on 7月 30

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

Posted on 7月 30

uchiigatana:

im already hard

Posted on 7月 30
Posted on 7月 30