if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
sasukes such a little bitch. he was always like my family is dead. my brother killed my entire clan. boo hoo. im gonna angry cry. but like naruto has no family at all either. they died too and he was just like hey check out this jutsu i created that can turn me into a naked girl
when you say someone is pretty/handsome and then someone else is like “they got plastic surgery tho :/” like does that change the fact that they’re cute as hell now?? No
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping